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"You're not getting your dirty hands on me!"
2005-11-13
If you like bad movies, this one is incredibly bad. The terrible voice over acting is bottom notch. It wouldn't have been much better in Italian, because the physical acting is laughable (and my friends and I were laughing quite a bit). Here is an example of some gem dialogue read by a machismo man missing teeth: "Those are the times when it really counts in a mans life. When you discover if you've got any balls...or not. I found out one thing. When a man is afraid he's going to die, there's nothing he wants more than a women by his side. And I want you..." Isn't that wonderfully wretched?!?!
The basic plot of "Zombie 4: After Death" is that Zombies are attacking a few people trapped on an island (does that sound like "Zombi 2" to anyone?). What species of Zombie is this? Fashionable. They wear either black cloaks or grey rags with cheese cloth on their faces. That cheese cloth is to cover up their makeup, which looks like they stuck their faces in bowls of oatmeal. They can sometimes talk or groan. They are fast moving and super strong. Well, they are fast moving unless they are all lined up to kill helpless people. Then they walk in place for 20 minutes. Oh, and they drool green liquid. I thought "Zombi 3" was bad. That movie is an oscar winner compared to "Zombie 4". If you think Ed Wood is as talented as Steven Spielberg, then you might like this. If you like really bad movies (there are a few of us), and laughing at cheesy effects and terrible acting, then this movie is for you. If not, then avoid this film like the plague. 
Well that sucked....
2005-11-08
Well this is definitely the least entertaining zombie film I've ever seen, falling well behind such questionable entries as 'Nightmare City' and 'Hell of the Living Dead'. Despite the fact that they aren't really related, 'Zombie 4' is relatively reminiscent of 'Zombi 3', with the jungle isle setting and the emphasis on gunning down the zombies. I actually kind like 'Zombi 3' but the action scenes in this movie are just so damn boring, to go with the weak, played out effects and lame zombies with silly false teeth that stick like 4 inches out of their faces. And when it's trying to be tense it's just incredibly tedious. You're thinking, just eat em, for God's sake, and we can go home.
I don't even recommend this to hardcore zombie fans, for a single viewing. It's real boring. Or maybe the formula is just wearing thin for me. Not that I've tired of zombie films. Perish the thought. Just that I've watched them enough that the mere fact that it's a zombie film isn't going to get it a drop of credit anymore. No matter what the cause, I didn't like it. 
whatever.
2005-11-04
This movie is bad.
Here we go. Bad acting, jumbled-up storyline, and unneccessary fog. Yes, yes, and yes. We are watching an Italian zombie movie for sure. And then we get gore. Really cool gore. An eye gouging and a face being ripped off. This movie has a reall great opening. And then we get washed down the toilet. The story is bland, the gore trails off after the opening. The zombies are alright for a while. They shamble for the most part, but sometimes they run. What they like to do the most, though, is spring into action like thuggs from Power Rangers. They hop in like jackrabbits whenever human flesh gets close enough. It's funny the first several times, then it gets tiresome. The deaths by zombie are good, but nothing exciting. Not as gory as they should be. Supposedly, the producers cut most of the splatter. That's disappointing. In the last 15-20 minutes, the movie drags. The zombies start to talk and you just don't know why. They were silent all this time and now they're talking. And shooting guns with incredible aim. They toy with people instead of just eating them. What? No. Just when I was about done with the movie, it picked up again. In the last five minutes. A zombie bursts its hand through a man's torso and just keeps fisting it. It was great. Then the movies over with a really blah ending. But yeah, somewhere in the midst of all this there's entertainment to be extracted. This movie comes in a 3-pack with Zombi 3 and Zombie 5. You should definitely go with that if you have any desire at all to purchase this movie. It's not worth getting by itself.
Warning!
2005-09-26
This film blows!
If you're looking for a good zombie movie, pass this one up in favor of any Romero film. The plot is non-existant (did the little girl grow up?) and almost nothing the characters do makes any sense. You actually cheer for the monsters in this one, becuase you think it would make the movie shorter if they kill all of the people. Some movies are so bad they become funny, but this isn't in that case here. With inconsistent (ninja?) zombies who like to duke it out and succumb to punches in the stomache (since when do the living dead get boo-boos?)you're sure to regret wasting over an hour of your life. I write this warning becuase fans of the horror and specificly zombie genre are only going to be angry at watching what might have been a halfway decent film with better actors, zombies that behaved like zombies, an actual story instead of none and characters that you kinda understand.
Worst Zombie Movie I have Ever seen!!!
2005-09-15
Plain and simple... this movie sucks!!!! The Zombies are really lame looking, and they are not consistant with thier actions (one moment they will be jumping around, the other they will be walking slow, and they talk in some parts of the movie).
The acting is HORRIBLE!!!!! This movie is good for a few laughs (unless your the one that spent money on this peice of crap). STAY AWAY from this movie!!!! I thought "Zombi 3" was bad... but this one even makes "Zombi 3" look good. This movie sucks!!!!!  Read for more: http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%3FASIN=B...
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